With Valentines day almost upon us, all you love birds out there are busy singing praises about your significant other, showering them with gifts of flowers and chocolate. As for the rest of us, we have no outlet for such frivolity! So since I have no dashing lover climbing the trellis to my room at night to woo me, I'll just have to do the next best thing:
What is his name? The Doctor
How long have you been together? Oh, about...three, four weeks now? Big fatty thanks to the BBC for bringing us together!
How long did you date? Not long. In fact, we didn't. Haven't.
How old is he? 932, give or take a few decades.
Who eats more? Thus far, in our lives, probably him. In general, me.
Who said I love you first? Alas, me.
Who is taller? He is a whole foot taller then me, actually. (I checked)
Who can sing better? Well, I really don't know what this is,but...
You can't really hear him, so I think it's safe to say that we may be equals in that area.
Who is smarter? Him, for sure.
Who does the laundry? Considering he wears the same suit all the time, probably me.
Who pays the bills? The Doctor is not subject to bills, so me again.
Who sleeps in the right side? Uh.....
Who mows the lawn? If he and I had a lawn, I would make him do it.
Who cooks dinner? Probably me, again.
Who drives?.He does. The TARDIS looks scary to maneuver.
Who is more stubborn? Honestly, I think I am.
Who kissed who first? *sigh*....one day....
Who asked who out first? He sucks at commitment, so once again...me.
Who proposed? Oh my gosh! That would be awesome.
Who has more friends? Well, he has 900+ years of friends, so....him.
Who is more sensitive? I suppose he has been known to shed a tear or two, but I would say me.
Who has more siblings? He probably has billions. Who knows?
Who wears the pants?Both of us, but oooooooh does he look better in them!